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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 08:50

Still no good.
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Then came..
If Republicans say that Biden goes to shower with his daughter, how do Democrats support it?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks